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too bad it comes with a side of crazy. 

Hi Jeff

Hi Jeff,

I noticed you are twitter.com/paz -- I am twitter.com/pazpaz.

I play in a band in LA under my name, Paz, and was wondering if I could somehow interest you in trading twitter names.

I thought and thought about what I could offer you for it, aside from the countless millions of dollars my band has not yet made.

Here's the idea I came up with: I will write your theme song.

That's right - I will write your theme song. How many people on earth have their own? Like your very own musical calling card.

To prove I'm a decent writer, here's a jingle I wrote for an A-1 Steak Sauce commercial recently: http://bit.ly/u4x7T

And when they play our music on the radio, you can proudly tell your friends at barbecues, "Chet, you won't believe this. That guy wrote a song about me."

If you're not a big tweeter, this may be a fun deal. And I tweet a lot, so it would mean a LOT to me :)

Let me know what you think.

Best,
Paz

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