MJ schizophrenic, suicidal, gay (with men not boys).
Shocking article about Michael Jackson that reveals his secret problems, secret sexual life, etc.
too bad it comes with a side of crazy.
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I'm experiencing some havoc with my hoo-hah.
Ticketmaster fail.
Insert joke about band-name here.
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Because he wasn't quite creepy enough in life
"Michael Jackson will live on as a 'plastinated' creature preserved by German doctor Gunther von Hagens."
http://www.mailonsunday.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1195750/Michael-Jackson-set-plastinated-missing-deadline-cryogenic-freezing.html
"Von Hagens has hinted that a moonwalk pose would naturally be favoured."
Naturally. Great descriptor.
Good news just makes you smile
Euro-pensioners kidnap the investor who lost all their money ...and torture him
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Donny & Marie's Star Wars
Don't you kinda hope Stormtroopers really dance like this in their free time?
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This is a collection of e-mails I have sent to people who post classified ads. My goal is to mess with them, confuse them, and/or piss them off. These are the ones that succeeded.
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