house 8

"Don't use that toilet paper, it's just for looking at."

Similar to guest or holiday themed towels whose practical use is strictly prohibited.

Only someone who's never had to plunge/snake a toilet would think this is cute.

You really have to see the hoo-hah necklaces at the bottom of page one* ...and the description:
'You know, it’s unnerving enough that there’s someone out there, painstakingly making polymer replicas of your cooter. But it really gets weird in the description: "After purchasing, send me a convo describing your vagina: the shape of your inner and outer labia, colors, how much or how little of your... (etc)." Yeah, I don’t think so. If I’m going to spend that much time online talking to a stranger about my pussy, I better be playing with myself.'

* http://www.regretsy.com/2009/10/01/lip-service/

My first reaction to the cooter portraits was "Man, I'm in the wrong line of work!" then (after reaching for the Kleenex) my mind cleared a little and I realized the type of woman that's drawn to this is probably not very spank-worthy. Yes, there is such a thing.