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Lady Crafts

Regretsy, briing you the worst of Etsy, the online homecrafts bazaar. Maybe you need some crocheted toilet paper, or a custom made necklace pendant of your vulva.
http://www.regretsy.com/2009/10/02/shit-one-purl-two/
 
 

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Oct 03, 2009
Jeff Carlson said...
"Don't use that toilet paper, it's just for looking at."

Similar to guest or holiday themed towels whose practical use is strictly prohibited.

Only someone who's never had to plunge/snake a toilet would think this is cute.

Oct 03, 2009
jpeg said...
You really have to see the hoo-hah necklaces at the bottom of page one* ...and the description:
'You know, it’s unnerving enough that there’s someone out there, painstakingly making polymer replicas of your cooter. But it really gets weird in the description: "After purchasing, send me a convo describing your vagina: the shape of your inner and outer labia, colors, how much or how little of your... (etc)." Yeah, I don’t think so. If I’m going to spend that much time online talking to a stranger about my pussy, I better be playing with myself.'

* http://www.regretsy.com/2009/10/01/lip-service/

Oct 03, 2009
Jeff Carlson said...
My first reaction to the cooter portraits was "Man, I'm in the wrong line of work!" then (after reaching for the Kleenex) my mind cleared a little and I realized the type of woman that's drawn to this is probably not very spank-worthy. Yes, there is such a thing.

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